Archive for March 2009
There are just no words for this book, I think, but somebody found some. Jane at Dear Author reviews an erotic novel about a time-traveling knight and it sounds like it might be more awesome than some classics I’ve read (involving time-traveling heiresses and freeze-dried vikings). This one is full of “sex so terrible that even the idea of my parents’ coupling is preferable to revisiting this”; seriously, the review is a gem.
Okay, this one didn’t take several months to produce! Success!
Recap of recap pt 1: Anita Blake has been called out to raise a pack of zombies by Big Shot Lawyer Stirling. He’s disputing ownership of a hill with the Bouvier siblings, two gorgeous fairies with flowy chestnut hair and weird-ass green eyes. But there’s a lot of icky murdering happening out in the environs of Branson, MO, and Anita has to bring out the big nipples guns to deal with it – namely the always frilly Jean-Claude. Oh yeah, and there are two Skele-pires. Sorry for that fail on my part.